Am I the only one who thought the X Factor was horrendous this week!????? why are the judges being so nice to some of the most awful contestants in the history of reality TV.
Lets start with Treyce-I tried to make my name sound cool-Cohen. I just don't get it? She destroyed purple rain! My piss sounds better hitting the toilet than when she hit the high notes yet the judges say she is fantastic????? DO we need another Alexandra Burke? whats she achieved? Nothing and what will Treyce AKA Tracey achieve? Nout.
Onto the next piss poor performance of the evening-Belle Amie. Firstly the song they sang had four lines repeated throughout and they were shown arguing in the VT over who was singing which part, what lyrics were there to choose from????? there were only four frigging lines! It reminded me of Atomic kitten back in the day (who I thought were a bunch of Aliens) crossing over into Sugarbabe's territory and I think Cheryl Cole is so scared to criticise them in fear of people saying its 'girlband bitterness' she was forced into singing their praises. Hideous. They won't win. And If Simon Cowell milks the whole 'girl-power' thing one more time!!!!!! When is he gonna realise we don't give a shit?? Stop clinging onto the 90s, nobody cares!!!!!
Highlight of the evening was when Louis referred to Paije (again another one who's had a little fiddle with his birth certificate) as 'a soulful little man'. WTF? 100% not a word I would use to describe him. His performance was utter ROT too. I expected much bigger (excuse the pun) things from him.
I would really like to point out the people I enjoyed but I'm not gonna lie-they were all shit. There was not a single person that wowed me. I will give the best performance of the night to Matt (begrudgingly) his voice (although slightly ripping off James Blunt and james Morrison) is distinct and he is probably the only person who could sell albums.
Thats all I have to say. Sorry.
Predictions this week-
Bottom two- Storm (he sounded like a cat pissing on zinc) and the Diva Fever (just hideous-they actually made me feel sick they were so awful)
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