Bet you laughed out loud at least once during that first song? What a vile way to begin a show, all acts smiling and bouncing around the stage and singing the most horrendous song ever. Oh sorry, did I say singing? sorry I meant miming. There were no challenging harmonies in the whole song so can someone please explain why these people must mime??? I'm sure they don't actually want to because, lets be fair, as an aspiring popstar you don't want to start your career miming!!! especially to a ballad with a little drums! The highlight was Wagner's two words 'why, why!' which were even recorded out of tune.
I'd like to say a big thankyou to Cheryl, Cher, no sorry Cheryl for her dance. Or was it Cher? I'm not sure.
As predicted John and Treyc were bottom two and after the piss poor effort by both to save their skins I would of got rid of them both.
What can I say about poor John? bloody horrendous. He obliterated the Kelly Clarkson song, stumbling over words, shaking his head and made a right pigs ear of the entire thing. A bit of a shock really given that the guy has been entertaining for years and couldn't get through a minute and a half.
Treyc chose the very obvious 'One Night Only' and relied on her big belting vocal chords to get her through the song. I've seen more emotion from a frigging butcher chopping up a pig than from Tray-sea (well if she can have a crack at randomly spelling her name so can I!)
Over and out people! Until next week!
XOXO
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