About Ms Reality Girl

About Ms Reality Girl.......

Okay, so I admit that I've been on so many reality TV shows it's sad BUT it does comfortably qualify me as an expert. Utter failure on each one has forced me into unbelievable bitterness and honesty.

In case you have dared question my attempt at success via reality TV here is a list of everything I have appeared in.....

Pop Idol-ITV (bootcamp)
Fame Academy-BBC (bootcamp)
Pop Rivals-ITV (judges panel)
X Factor-ITV (Bootcamp)
Model Behaviour-Channel 4 (featured)
I'd do anything-BBC (Failed)
How to solve a problem like maria-BBC (Failed)
Britain's Next Top Model-Living TV (final 12)
Over the Rainbow-BBC (Final 20)

www.claire-hillier.co.uk
www.myspace.com/msjoneslondon

If this isn't enough to warrant an informed opinion on each show I don't what is. So enjoy a rant or two xoxo

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Not feeling quite as ashamed this week.....

So Saturday night was a tad better than the week before and I didn't feel quite as ashamed to be British as last week.

I would like to start by asking WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH DANNI?? is it me or has she turned into some bitter twisted old washer woman??? There is so much hatred on that judges table (with the exception of Simon and Cheryl who I think may actually get it on) they can barley even communicate. Danni seems to of lost her sparkle and is almost just there for the ride. Lets face it we would rather watch Kylie anyway.

WTF was the whole 'shopping on Oxford street' set up??? I'm guessing if you wander into Debenhams with a ten man camera crew you are gonna cause a little stir.

Lets talk about the performances......

Paije was the biggest turn around for me, loved the song choice and loved the outfit. Simon yet again demonstrating he has no clue about fashion felt he didnt look 'pop star' enough. He was wearing a bright red jackets, a chain, baggys and high top trainers, what does the man want??  His vocals were a little bit forced out but he is probably so desperate to get some good comments I don't blame him! A little concerned they have put him first though, everyone knows the first spot is the SPOT OF DEATH and it takes a bloody good performance to make the public remember you enough to pick up the phone and vote.

Most hated performance of the week was Treyc, I HATED the song, HATED the vocals, HATED the dancing and believe she is a target to go. It was so random and it feels like they are intentionally not fitting her into a 'market'. I mean, come on, a rock chick? the poor girl wants to be belting out classic power ballads. If you remember back two years when they tried to make Lucie Jones 'rock chick'. She was hammering the power ballads every week and without a doubt the strongest vocalist but they weren't happy, no they wanted to change her and then she was gone.
If Mary EVER comes out singing a girls aloud song or a Britney number I will actually kill myself. We don't want to see someone over 40 sing songs by 17 year olds, its not cool. The woman can batter a ballad so let her do what she does! we don't say to Eminem 'Could you do something different next time, maybe a ballad? a bit of Nessun Dorma?' SHUT UP. Yet that strange boy, the one that looks as though he is vibrating on a washing machine while singing, the one that is only let out on Saturday and Sunday nights, they let him stand in total darkness belting out strange whiney anthems week after week and he is 'original' apparently.


The bottom acts this week are a tough call and given that many of them sorted themselves out this week its even harder to choose. But I have 100% success so far so am gonna go with my gut and say.....

John Adeleye-100% shafted on song choice and performance, talented unusual entertainer forced to become the new Andy Abraham.


Treyc Cohen-Hideous, not her fault but vile none the less. Cheryl wants her gone. 


Belle Aime-They dont want to be in a band, its quite clear. The first thing they said about their girls aloud rip off song was 'it gives us a chance to show off our voices individually' your in a girl band love, get over it. Your on the show and your in a band, it ain't about you. Theres always Britain''s got talent if it doesn't work out.


CAN I JUST POINT OUT HOW THE WANTED AND ONE DIRECTION ARE TOTAL REPLICAS ?? AND SIMON THINKS HE HAS FOUND AN 'ORIGINAL' BAND, I THINK NOT SIMON!!!


 

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