About Ms Reality Girl

About Ms Reality Girl.......

Okay, so I admit that I've been on so many reality TV shows it's sad BUT it does comfortably qualify me as an expert. Utter failure on each one has forced me into unbelievable bitterness and honesty.

In case you have dared question my attempt at success via reality TV here is a list of everything I have appeared in.....

Pop Idol-ITV (bootcamp)
Fame Academy-BBC (bootcamp)
Pop Rivals-ITV (judges panel)
X Factor-ITV (Bootcamp)
Model Behaviour-Channel 4 (featured)
I'd do anything-BBC (Failed)
How to solve a problem like maria-BBC (Failed)
Britain's Next Top Model-Living TV (final 12)
Over the Rainbow-BBC (Final 20)

www.claire-hillier.co.uk
www.myspace.com/msjoneslondon

If this isn't enough to warrant an informed opinion on each show I don't what is. So enjoy a rant or two xoxo

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Lots of blood, devil horns, zombies and Wagner!!!

I would like to start by saying how much I HATED the dirty, stinking, tacky Halloween theme. Seeing Mary in devil horns sliming around the stage make me feel a tad queasy. 

Belle Amie were HORRIFIC!!!!!! even the vile costumes and the zombies didn't make it interesting. The vocals were shaky and they looked at the judges with so much scorn and hatred in their eyes during feedback it was hilarious. The tiny girl with the bright red hair looked especially pissed off which I deeply enjoyed. You cannot compare them to The Saturdays (who I detest equally), Girls aloud or even the Sugarbabes back in the day and to think of all the talented groups simon shafted to include this 'made up' band, get um off!!!!!

Rebecca please open your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!! the vocals were strong but if I paid £50 pounds to see her at concert I would be suicidal! She's like frigging little voice!! they should just not bother doing her hair and make-up and just leave her in her PJs, give her a microphone and whack her in a cardboard box on stage cos, lets be honest, the box would be more interesting than Rebecca!

What can I say about Treyc? 10/10 for effort. The black Lipstick looked like she had been munching through a hundred blackjacks and the starting position with her sprawled across a chaise lounge was a tad pointless. YES her vocals are good but what market does she sit in????? who the hell will buy her music??????? I don't understand !!! and it is a difficult one as she probably is the most versatile contestant but you just don't warm to her. Think its time to say goodbye to Tray-hay-sea-c.

The two stand out performers from last night were for sure Matt and Cher. I much preferred Matts version of the immensely challenging Bleeding Love to Leona's and I am pretty confident he is the strongest male vocalist that the X Factor has EVER seen. LOVED Cher last night, one of my fave songs ever the Shakespeare sisters Stay from back in 1992! not quite sure how old Cher was then actually? pretty sure she was in infants bless her. I didn't think her vocals were astounding but the girl demonstrates she can pretty much do anything. Didn't get the tears at the end though. Not sure about that.

Finally-can I suggest they give Wanger/wagner/wanker a head mic please?? the mans hands shake so much it brings a tear to my eye.

There could be some shock results this week (I'm a tad nervous for the old devil Mary but I'm gonna assume that the million branches of Tesco's will have some sort of voting ploy to keep her in) so I'm gonna make my predictions anyway....

Predictions for bottom two-

Treyc- I can't see anyone being bothered to pick up the phone and vote for her again.
Belle Amie-Time is up for this girl-we're not really a band-band.

I'd also like to add in a best and worst outfit of the week-

Worst - Katie Waissel (WTF) she looked like and albino on acid!

Best-Paige wins again, the lad looks cool. Simon Cowell needs to get over it.



XOXOxo

1 comment:

  1. on the other side Anne Widecome was great and some of the of the other stuff was good too.I didnt care about any of this years acts so couldnt face sitting through the shows, but your blog lets me know what happening, keep up the good work.

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